The reason you got into hosting wasn’t to be on call. But somewhere between the third “what’s the wifi password” text and the second “the dishwasher is making a sound” message at 11 p.m., that’s where you ended up.
Stop Getting Texted at Midnight is a quiet-page insert for your welcome book — or a standalone hand-out for the dresser. It collects the questions guests text about most after dark, answers them clearly, and tells guests when (and how) to actually reach you for the things that are urgent. Without sounding like an instruction manual.
What’s inside
- Two designed pages of FAQ answers covering the twelve most-texted questions
- A “When to reach me” section that establishes contact protocols without making guests feel managed
- Gentle redirects for non-urgent issues (“the wifi name is on the fridge, no need to text”)
- An emergency-only contact protocol that gets respected
- A reading layout designed for 11 p.m. — short paragraphs, generous spacing, easy to scan
What changes
The phone stops buzzing during dinner. Guests get answers faster than they would from you anyway. The texts that do come through are the ones that actually warrant your evening.





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